When you don’t read Previews or the CBH website, you don’t tell the shop you want an upcoming issue.
When you don’t tell the shop you want an upcoming issue, Joe doesn’t order enough copies.
When Joe doesn’t order enough copies, you get disappointed and miss that 1st printing.
When you miss that first printing, you have to wait and turn to TV for entertainment.
When you have to wait and turn to TV for entertainment, you get disgusted with reality shows.
When you get disgusted with reality shows, your expression turns into a permanent scowl.
When your expression turns into a permanent scowl, you look and act like Kanye West.
When you look and act like Kanye West, you follow the Kardashians.
DON’T FOLLOW THE KARDASHIANS!
Read Previews! Read the Captain Blue Hen website! Tell Joe you want it BEFORE it arrives! It’s not too late to make this resolution!
Reminder to a few out there – don’t forget to use your “holiday option(s)” by the 15th. Use ’em or lose ’em!
Finally – another special to our faithful readers. Stop in the shop within the next week, on the days Paul is working (that’s Monday, the 13th and Thursday, the 16th) and mention the name of the character who said it and the 5 star movie that featured the quote above and get 50% off any green-tagged back issues!!